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thebluehairedsocialist:

Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

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fooltook:

He did not expect to be ambushed with a camera. Precious baby.

(via intensional)


neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

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deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

(via hate)




cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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Bolshoi’s The Nutcracker

Bolshoi’s The Nutcracker

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paintdeath:

Moon Games by Laurent Lavender

paintdeath:

Moon Games by Laurent Lavender

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ahhfeck:

one of my fave scenes from anything

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shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

image

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me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira